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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:42
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
What is the most gay experience with your dad?
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?